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"Well somebody oughta do something" top ten Hawkeye quotes
#back pay my beloved#mash s8#marley on mash#more thoughts while vidding#or like staring at the timeline and occasionally watching a scene from the show in hope
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If I was in a lucid dream with a ghost, I would simply impress them with my blunt rolling skills
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#mdzs au#MDZS disco elysium au#This is brought to you by my Scrambled Egg brain - slowly burning up as I try to finish a long comic for this AU.#I hoped it would be done several days ago but I've changed things so many times....It is now Very Close to being done!#I probably should have just posted each page daily but at this point I'm just being stubborn. I want it complete and together.#Ruining the surprise a bit to say 'yeah its a digital art comic'#But its been tricky figuring out the style I want to use for it!#hence the swaths of MSpain(t) doodles that boil down to 'how would this look if I did X?'#I wanted to do a fully Black & White Ink style. But I scrapped it. Then I did small bits of colour. And scrapped it. Sigh.#This comic started out as just the first panel and then my brain went 'hold on. Its time to make a dumb joke'#Any disco elysium fans who finished the game probably know the scene I'm doing for the *actual* comic after seeing this <3#Anyways I know in my heart LWJ would roll the worst blunts ever his first time. And then dedicate himself to the rolling craft-#-until he has finally mastered it. He would roll blunts so good that people would hire him and pay him a monthly salary for it.#But he declines. His master blunts are for his beloved and his beloved alone.#wwx would roll above average but after having lwj do it for him he can ever go back.
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Odysseus with his head in his wife's lap, happily not paying attention to anything, humming one of athenas song and carving something
Some random guy: your majesty----
Odysseus: not bothering to sit up: whatever my wife decided is fine.
#the odyssey#epic the musical#Odysseus#Penelope#Odypen#Post-canon my beloved#Odysseus tried to hold court exactly one time before he 1. Realized he's very out of date with everything and#2. Remembered that these meetings sucked so much#Odysseus then quickly climbed into his wife's lap and was like penelopes been ruling for 20 years she's got this#The first time someone tried to insist that it wasn't acceptable for penelope to answer ody nearly killed the guy#Nobody tried to force the issue after that#The only time odysseus sits up to contribute is to be like 'no no we can take that route now I killed the monster that lived there years ag#This is not to say he isn't listening and paying attention! He is! He's just scoping everybody's out#Noticing who's more pushy when they're trying to deal with penelope than they are with him#He's got twenty years of politics to catch up on! And he's going to be sneaky about it#Odysseus post return gaining a reputation for being uninvolved and uncaring only to pull the rug out from underneither the other person#Penelope is a okay with this for many many reasons#First off her system is one of beauty and the fact that her husband didn't spend all her hard work to take back over the second he came bac#Is rare and penelope is grateful everyday for who she married#Second she gets to show off look at how well she did odysseus look at how clever she is ody ody watch as I scam these people isn't that hot#(It is and yes of course odysseus was watching)#Penelope enjoying how odysseus lays out over her like a lazy lion#It scratches her possessive side to show him off like this and she gets to play with his hair#Telemachus attending some of these meetings to learn (tm) and spending the whole time deeply embarrassed#Odypen being 🥰🤝 rat bastards in love
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thinking about the way i said, out loud, “they should cut the rat grinders heads off and throw them in the lava so it’ll be harder to revive them” mere moments before murph made the same comment… riz gukgak you will always be my most beloved maniac
#dimension 20#d20#riz gukgak#fantasy high: junior year#fhjy#fhjy spoilers#the look my partner gave me was so funny like ‘yeah… that certainly would make it tougher…’#in my mind i wasn’t thinking ‘no potential to revivify’ i was considering the extra actions/movement/resources needed to retrieve the head#if i hear ‘tell me how you want to do this’ in a session you know i am making the healing process as difficult as possible for mid-combat#in my most recent session one of our druids wild shaped into a bug and crawled up the king’s nose then shifted back to his elf form#thank u to my beloved DM for allowing us to roll for this insane assassination plan he did say that on a fail our player would be fully dead#literally in the third to last session#but that was a price we were willing to pay for the bit babey
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butt warning lol
GYYYYAATT DAMMNNN

#HELLOOO SAILORRRRR 😻😻😻😻#AWWWOOOGGGGAAA#BACK TO THE KITTY CAUSE HE'S KINDA PRETTY#I COULDN'T STOP LOOKING AT HIS A-A-AS- FACE!#ME AND CAT MAMA ROLLED INTO THE DISTANT FOG#LITTLE DID HE KNOW IM A NASTY DOGGG 😍#BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK#THROW IT BACK ENGLISH#I'LL PAY $40M#HEHEHEHEHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA#god im obsessed with this man#jake my beloved#<andytalks>
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bought "immortal life" as a gift for myself and I'm immediately obsessed









it's stardew valley style farm sim but xianxia (said by someone who never played stardew or farm sims this is guesswork lol)
anyway it's early access now but it will come out as a full game in Jan 2024! and I guess there is a possibility that the price will go up once it's a full game cuz that happens sometimes so if ur interested now is your chance hah (its on sale rn for 11,19€)
#immortal life#immortal life game#chen yuanzhou#Mu Xia#wei hong#oughhh its so charming i love it#funnily enough every time i play rpg games i pause the plot to go fish or farm whenever I'm allowed but I'm not really into farm sims lol#but this one spoke to me due to obvious reasons hahha#shout out to yumehbby who mentioned this under my yi xian post some time back and its been in my wishlist on steam ever since lol#im holding all of the characters gently all of them are my beloveds#i wont go too indepth over it here cuz A. im just 10 hours in lol B. i will talk more about it in a post I want to make in the future#rec list with other wuxia games and such#anyway as you may have noticed in the drawings my squad is very broke. but especially me hfjkdhgk#why is it my job to pay for the rebuilding 😭😭😢 im just a farmboy shouldn't that be Ji Yaohuas job shes in charge of the finances???#girl i love you but where am i supposed to get 5k spirit shards i just paid 3k ur killing me#is this her punishment for my unwise financial decisions of buying hair bleach for 100 gold pieces?? im sorry pls Ji-shijie......
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sometimes looking at like Self Help Strategies lists for the symptoms I'm having is always just like:
thing that I already do
thing I have tried 10 times
thing I already do
thing that I don't have the money to do
thing I already do
thing I've been doing since I was 10yrs old to no avail
thing that is impossible given my situation
thing that doesn't apply to me
thing that I already do
thing I have already tried
hrmm, oh wait, maybe finally- OH, yeah.. okay. thing that I already do but it was just phrased slightly differently
thing I have already done
#I think maybe productivity tips help less if the reason you're unproductive is partially like.. physcial health and other extenral things#out of your control. rather than just like having trouble paying attention or spending too much time on tiktok or whatever#all the strategic to do lists in the world are not going to somehow prevent me from waking up with a debilitating migraine or whatever#or having external stressors or lacking resources and connections or other Productivity Essentials etc.#especially many tips involve stuff like 'cut off from social media' since thats the modern day time waster for so many poeple#and it's like.. lol.. i can hardly even maintain a blog even thuogh i actively WANT TO DO SO. 'shut off your smart phone!' already#done babey i fucking hate smart phones i shall never use an app unless i am forced to. 'delete tiktok' yep. already covered. tiktok and#all of those thinsg are my enemies. 'save money by cancelling some of your services' cool. already ahead of you.#who the fuck is out here paying for like 10 different subscription services. pirated videos uploaded to google drive and youtube to mp3#my beloved. etc. etc. and so on. 'socialize less' .........LOL.. if only you knew.. mr.writer of the article. i can barely muster#talking to friends more than once a month and even less if I'm actively sick (often occurence) etc. etc. ... hewoo#I think maybe instead of generic productivity tips I need more like.. how to refocus and be productive anyway even if you have a headache#or are nauseous or etc. Not that those are always things to ignore. and of course you should let your body rest and etc. But plenty of peop#e have mild physical symptoms and just work through them. Ithink something about the way my body/mind is SOO hyper attuned to all#sensory information just makes it like... constantly 'GRR well I cant focus on WRITING right now because my lef#t ear feels weird and my socks are too itchy and my back has a strange pressure and I'm vaguely warm and my eye feels some ssort of#way it doesnt normally feel and I'm hyperaware of my breathing and also nauseous for no reason' and like half of those things I#think '''normal''' people wouldnt even notice or at least would be able to just live through. but for me it's like.. nealry impossible to i#gnore and soooo distracting always. like 'wahh.. nooo we can't draw or get anything done.. my legs feel slightly heavy or something!!'#like............. ok......... who cares. thats not even a PAIN sensation it's just something weird. but it's just like.. NO. constant#mental alerts about the 'heaviness' of your legs be upon ye. Though Imean like.. yes.. 70% of the time I am in genuine pain#or having some sort of actual ailment with trackable physical symptoms. but sometimes it's just like... we could totally be working right#now and ignoring this silly thing but my brain is fixated on it for no reason uncontrollably. etc. etc. I guess it's the same way that like#most people can go to a grocery store without the whole experience being so overwhelming and so much stuff going on at once#that they have to rest afterwards but like.. in my own HOME doing NOTHING i feel like I should be able to not get overwhelmed lol. ANYWAY#Rolling my bastard little rock up a dumbass hill and so on and so forth
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simon the harrowed watching simon riley degrade further into insanity and when hunter gary sanderson shows up in the nightmare he warns him to watch out for a skull masked hunter annihilating anyone who gets near him with a beasthunter saif
warnings of “in another lifetime maybe he could have been your ally…but i doubt someone as far gone as he is can be reasoned with anymore” doesn’t stop sanderson from trying; he didn’t get the nickname roach for giving up easily
even as riley tries to obliterate him with the deadly precision of a practiced hunter coupled with the unhinged blood lust of a hunter intoxicated by the hunt sanderson keeps fighting back until he has riley flat on his back, his threaded cane pressed down tight on riley's throat to keep him still, looking into the covered eyes of the unhinged man that he knows can still see him, quietly reminding him of the hunt he abandoned before he gave in to his clear grief and agony; telling him they can take on ludwig together, take the research hall and the astral clocktower together, free the poor wizened child from his suffering together, if only riley would come back to himself, remember who he is and his purpose as a hunter; they could transcend the hunt together, gain true insight together, if only riley would remember who he was and could still be
#cod x bloodborne au#fully insane about this btw#i think i'm gonna have both father g and father tav exist at the same time in this#this takes place after my fic where soap and ghost fuck at the tomb of oedon#ghost has become *extremely* unhinged since then#i'll probs stick to the canon that henryk is dead and father g is alone now tho#also probably gonna pull some non-canon bs about him transforming back#its *MY* insane au and *I* cherry pick the canon bits to include#also djura#my beloved#my aroace king#i just KNOW him and mactavish would be gruff older man besties#i'll have roach encounter djura at some point in old yharnam#probably have roach befriend him too cause i fucked up my run trying to do that and wanted to sob#HATE the blood starved beast fight still omk FUCK that shit#cause apparently u gotta run through old yharnam without killing anything; kill the BSB to get the gaolers to spawn; go to hypogean gaol#trigger paarl (dont have to kill him yet); and THEN go back to djuras tower without him seeing you and he'll be friendly#getting through the area without killing anything isn't that hard but collecting items???#i was going insane trying to kill the bsb because i wasnt getting all the antidotes & beast blood pellets around old yharnam bc believe it#or not even earlier on running around in bloodborne trying to collect shit without killing anything is INCREDIBLY difficult!#so i was missing the fucking beast blood pellets around that one corner where the scourge beast drops down off the wall at you cause. well.#a scourge beast drops down off the wall to try and attack you AND theres that one that bursts out of the doorway by the stairs#so like#being cornered in an alley by two of them at once when theyre both aggro'd???#i dont even like trying to kill two at once and theyre really not that hard to kill#theyre easy enough to dodge theyre just annoying#plus i still need to go back to hypogean gaol to get the tonitrus cause i missed it in my last run and fuck buying it#i'm upping my arcane in this one to 15 so i can try out ludwigs holy blade eventually once i get to him cause i just wanna try it#i focused on my skill & strength stats in my other save file bc those make the game a lot easier#i'm doing a bloodtinge build this time which doesnt pay off like forever bc the good shit is all at cainhurst and you cant get the summons
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The final shot of Eddie and Chris in every season 💔
#take me back to literally any other finale#911#my beloved diaz boys#they are so special to me#eddie diaz#christopher diaz#ryan guzman#2x18 this life we choose#3x18 what's next?#4x14 survivors#5x18 starting over#6x18 pay it forward#7x10 all fall down
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and another thing about vocal synth fans: we will always find some adult male voicebank to turn into a funny little clown for our amusement. some guy to communally bully in our talkloids, the miserable straightman to the shenanigans, the sad little freak punchline to our jokes. it happened to kaito. it happened to gakupo. it happened genbu. it even happened a bit to kevin (although he seems to have looped around somehow). and it will happen to you too, frimomen. it will happen to you too.
#hell its already begun. or maybe he was born for this role. his origins being that of which they are#the other day i saw a favourite meal announcing dragon parody 'list of past girlfriends' with frimomen#and of course the joke was him going silent for the listing part <3 a classic but it still got me LOL#i dont know why we need to do this. i feel it too though. i see a grown ass man vocal synth and im like I NEED to make him swagless#child and teen vocal synths are mostly safe from our wrath (although we've definitely done a good bit of len bullying)#but the second i see a guy who pays his taxes i NEED to make fun of him <3 <3 <3#a vocal synth tradition. its a tradition#i dunno i was kinda thinking about genbus characterization and how in the japanese fanbase he kind of varies from what ive seen#sometimes hes a nice and calm guy with a tsundere edge. sometimes hes a goofy loud straightman to shenanigans#but overwhelmingly in the english speaking world in talkloids we turn him into this high energy beloved little freak LOL#and i love all characterizations. my own personal version is kind of all combined LOL hes friendly but a little too hype#to me he seems chill at first but is like 0-100 in like seconds <3 like his voicebank <3 <3 <3 i think he feels every emotion so so much#and absolutely suited to the straightman to hijinks role with his grumpier edge when hes embarassed#i also sometimes like to give him a bit of an unearned ego sometimes because of voicebank deprecation#hes clunky but he was the first!!! he was the first!!! hes not owned!!!! he slowly turns into a corncob#thats another characterization that mostly comes from the english speaking side LOL#TO ME genbu is like if ll nico was trying to put on a nice calm guy exterior instead of a cutesy idol exterior#which might be why genbu's becoming my favourite LOL nico was always my fav.....#going back to our favourite little guys to bully i will say nowadays kaito isnt bullied as much. because we have gakupo to bully instead#the bullying can pass on. frimomen. it can be inherited frimomen. watch out frimomen
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freckles n such
#one piece nami#cat burglar nami#ace one piece#fire fist ace#one piece#i got to thinking about arlong park nami#and just imagined how she must’ve felt after telling the straw hats to leave and never come back#how lonely she must’ve felt and how she thanked them for making her smile#god she was just a child paying off her village#and ace my beloved#i keep getting edits of ace as a baby and???#when he was in that onesie crawling around??#guhhhhh the tears just roll#i also think about ace in alabasta#how he thanked the straw hats for taking care of his brother#and his manners??#older brother core#one piece the show that you are#anyways here’s some doodles
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the second best hospital in the galaxy is awesome because all the characters’ names are so silly. literally blorbo from my shows
#dr plowp my beloved i need him#but i also need him and dr sleech to get back together </3#klak. vlam. flork. and then who can forget dear matt#dont u love starting a show bc u were just wanting to watch something without having to pay too much attention#but then u get invested and finish it in idk less than 2 weeks maybe#need a season 2 I NEED IT TO HAPPEN#i also wanna draw fanart so bad. and maybe make a sona. heh
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Lockwood's talent meaning he can't communicate with the dead but sees them in more frightening detail goes a long way to explaining his attitude versus Lucy's, and obviously his talent is a direct representation of his PTSD (constantly seeing the aftereffects of violence, viewing everything as more of a threat, etc.) but he's really like "see that sad man missing his wife? we gotta hit him with explosives Lucy. don't be an emotional girl about this"
#in his defense he's not trying to be sexist. he would do this if she were a guy also#lockwood throughout his career: this is fine it's not like they're real people with feelings#the first ghost capable of communicating with him: i hope your dick falls off#if ghosts are people and should be treated as such then maybe his beloved parents did something wrong#and are even partly responsible for his sister's death#we can't have that!#almost like constantly demonizing the victims of imperial greed and letting your children pay the price for it is a theme or something#sorry despite his repeated complaints my dad is now reading the third book and I was like#lockwood's tragic backstory boils down to the fact that he is British. artifact theft strikes back#lockwood and co
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#OHHH little shit love of my life dear darling beloved man gremlin#hawkeye pierce#m*a*s*h#mashblogging#mashposting#s8e24#back pay
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The marvel of technology is that a large wall clock in my living room quits working, and I order a new movement for ten bucks, but when the quartz movement goes out in my watch, I’m quoted more than $200 to replace it when the watch wasn’t worth that to begin with.
When the backlight goes out on my laptop screen, I’m quoted anywhere from $300 to $700 to fix it (and highly discouraged to do so because despite working perfectly it’s almost ten years old), then told its a motherboard issue, thereby forcing me to buy a new laptop anyway for hundreds more. But a lightbulb in my room costs like three bucks to replace.
#honestly. fuck apple#I’m very much considering returning to windows. that’s what it’s coming to#and I’m not like ‘apple superiority’ or whatever. I’ve used apple for some years now#but ngl. I think technology peaked with windows 7#windows 7 my beloved#I’ve liked the apple interface better since i got a mac laptop. I’d go back to windows but I think they’ve gotten worse as well#windows 8. imo a monstrosity and crime against humanity#my dad has a (suuuuper basic) window laptop. which I reckon has window 11#it’s meh. not a big fan#BUT GOD FORBID APPLE SELL A REGULAR QUALITY LAPTOP WOTH A USB A PORT#FUCK APPLE. FUCK THEM SO MUCH#and it’s like I can pay 200 bucks or more for more storage. or I can use an external hard drive#I’d buy one of those slim thumb drives that barely stick out from the laptop. and be totally cool. cheaper than extra storage#but oh hey. look. they don’t make discrete flash drives for type c usb yet because they can’t make it that small yet#well I have the laptop. and I have the return policy. and I might use it#when fixing something is more expensive than buying a new one. we’ve fucked up as a society#and well. it’s pretty screwed for a good while now#Linux is also coming into play. I’ll do anything at this point#I just want my old laptop to work again. it’s my baby and I’ve cried several times over its demise
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Twelve hours in a train today? No problem.
#crochet#aunty talks#I honestly love when my work sends me on those trips#I go to Kraków and come back in one day#spend almost the entirety of it in a train which is my beloved liminal space#and they PAY ME for it#what's not to love?
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